How can it not exist? What does that–” A tiny grey body shot in front of the Land Rover. “Squirrel! ”Mad Rogan swerved to the side, trying to avoid the suicidal beast. The SUV hit a curb and jumped. For a terrifying second, we almost flew, weightless. My heart leaped into my throat. The heavy vehicle landed back on the pavement with a thud. The squirrel leapt into the grass on the other side. I remembered to breathe. “Thank you for not killing the squirrel.”“ You’re welcome, although now I want to go back and strangle it. Ilona Andrews
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Not only are you surprised, but you are angry at yourself for being so dumb. You were right behind the squirrel and you thought it would be safe to just slow down. Instead, the smallest creature on earth jumped in front of your SUV and it almost killed you and your passenger. You then feel like a failure because now that squirrel is dead and that means that you got hit by a car and now there isn't even a squirrel to play with.

Source: Burn For Me

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